I have never farted in front of a guy I
fancied before - I was so embarrassed!
View quotes by Rebecca LoosI have never
fancied anyone weird - apart from Hugh Grant in Four Weddings and a Funeral if that's weird enough?
View quotes by Heidi RangeThere were a couple of girls shouting at me from the floor. At first I thought they
fancied me but then I worked out they were shouting at me to miss. I don't really listen to women when they shout at me. If I was at home with the wife I'd just go to the bedroom and ignore her.
View quotes by Peter ManleyI saw Dave's suit of armour a while back and told him I'd always
fancied one of those. He said he'd give it to me as a bonus if I kept Wigan in the Premiership this season... then he turned up at the training ground and presented it to me saying he was so certain of us staying up he was giving me my bonus early - but if this run carries on I might have to see if I can wear it to work!
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