I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?'
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative
Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative
Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative
Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative
Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative
Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative
Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative
Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative
Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
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