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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
View quotes by Bobby Darin

They asked my wife: how many kilometres from this street do you live? And she replied '3,000'. It was funny. Some of the questions these guys were asking, for us they were funny.
View quotes by Nikolay Davydenko

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
View quotes by Matthew Perry

I found it funny because the left-back was kicking people and ready to fight everybody. I told Steve Clarke 'he will kill him' and before I'd finished he did. Yes, funny [on Shevchenko being fouled]
View quotes by Jose Mourinho

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
View quotes by Jim Dine

Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha?
View quotes by Ian Hay

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
View quotes by Theodor Geisel

I'm so evil... it's not funny
View quotes by Patricia Velazquez

'I'm not funny. What I am is brave.'
View quotes by Lucille Ball

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
View quotes by Peter Ustinov

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
View quotes by Peter Ustinov

'Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.'
View quotes by Lucy Liu

A rich man's joke is always funny.
View quotes by Thomas Edward Brown

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
View quotes by Samantha Bee

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
View quotes by A A Milne

Villagers do not think village cricket is funny.
View quotes by John Arlott

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
View quotes by Arnold Palmer

I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
View quotes by Larry Dixon

'It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.'
View quotes by Julia Roberts

Sometimes you say something that at the time sounded funny but a little later you so wish you hadn't even thought of saying it!
View quotes by Aaron Funk

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