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I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar.
View quotes by Beverly Sills

So I step out of the shower, and I look out the window, and I notice the garbage man looking right in at me. So I say, 'Did you get a good look?' and he says, 'Not completely, turn around.' Then he smiled and he was missing a tooth, and that's when the romance went right out of it.
View quotes by Peri Gilpin

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?
View quotes by Imelda Marcos

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'
View quotes by Billie Joe Armstrong

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
View quotes by Rodney Dangerfield



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