My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the
garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
View quotes by Rodney DangerfieldPeople say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by
garbage?
View quotes by Imelda MarcosSo I step out of the shower, and I look out the window, and I notice the
garbage man looking right in at me. So I say, 'Did you get a good look?' and he says, 'Not completely, turn around.' Then he smiled and he was missing a tooth, and that's when the romance went right out of it.
View quotes by Peri GilpinI lived through the
garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar.
View quotes by Beverly SillsA guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a
garbage can and say 'That's punk!'
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