Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

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Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
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My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.
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Biography

American comedian, 1921+



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