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I don't trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problem.
View quotes by Seve Ballesteros

... the more fatuously vacant the mind is, the better for play [on golfers]
View quotes by Walter Simpson

If I had my way the social status of professional golfers would be one notch below that of Nazi war criminal.
View quotes by Andy Lyons

Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip.
View quotes by Dan Jenkins

Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.
View quotes by P G Wodehouse

Golf takes me out of the crap of a sick world. Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.
View quotes by James Woods



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