There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine
P G Wodehouse quote He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
P G Wodehouse quote Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
P G Wodehouse quote The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.
P G Wodehouse quote It is a good rule in life never to apologise. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
P G Wodehouse quote I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.
P G Wodehouse quote The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
P G Wodehouse quote Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.
P G Wodehouse quote Biography
British humourist
