Guests Quotes

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(To unwelcome guests)

Come again when you can't stay so long.
View quotes by Walter Sickert

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
View quotes by Erma Bombeck

One might well say that mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.
View quotes by Max Beerbohm

I entertained on a cruising trip that was so much fun that I had to sink my yacht to make my guests go home
View quotes by F Scott Fitzgerald

Gosh, this really is rather jolly good, now it's time to serve up and have a wonderful dinner party with your guests!
View quotes by Nigella Lawson

The magic formula that successful businesses have discovered is to treat customers like guests and employees like people.
View quotes by Tom Peters

The magic formula that successful businesses have discovered is to treat customers like guests and employees like people.
View quotes by Thomas J Peters

Hey - you guys with the ladder. If you come here I'll buy you pizza. (Said to firefighters in the process of rescuing Roddick and other hotel guests from a fire in Rome.)
View quotes by Andy Roddick

Einstein because he was so intelligent so he'd be fascinating, and Bob Dylan and Jim Morrison because they're music legends [ideal dinner party guests]
View quotes by Sandi Thom

Few enjoy noisy overcrowded functions. But they are a gesture of goodwill on the part of host or hostess, and also on the part of guests who submit to them.
View quotes by Fannie Hurst

Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests.
View quotes by Max Beerbohm

Next year, we’ve got so much to look forward to with our own UK Tour in March and April, and we can’t wait to be doing Take That’s sold-out stadium tour as their Special Guests next summer. Mutya’s still going to be missed but it’s great that we’re parting company still as best friends.
View quotes by Heidi Range

Look, we have got guests coming, remember? So I had better get on with my turkey. (Eddie: What are you going to do with it?) Well, it's the season of goodwill and peace on earth, so I thought I'd chop both its feet off, rip out its innards, strip it, shove an onion up its arse and bung it in a very hot place for four hours until it's completely burnt. [Bottom]
View quotes by Rik Mayall



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