Erma Bombeck Quotes

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Erma Bombeck

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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American Journalist, 1927 - 1996

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