A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck quote I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
Erma Bombeck quote I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma Bombeck quote Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma Bombeck quote Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck quote My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Erma Bombeck quote Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Erma Bombeck quote Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck quote Biography
American Journalist, 1927 - 1996
