'Reorganising the bedroom is a task that most people dread with the kind of loathing reserved for removing week-old plaster from a hairy forearm' View quotes by Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. View quotes by Erma Bombeck
On female rugby teams - 'Everybody thinks we should have moustaches and hairy arses, but in fact you could put us all on the cover of Vogue.' View quotes by Helen Kirk
The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man. View quotes by Hilaire Belloc
Civilization must be destroyed. The hairy saints of the North have earned this crumb by their complaints. View quotes by Wallace Stevens