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On Victoria Beckham: She has money, a gorgeous husband, and a beautiful little boy. She doesn't have the looks but then you can't have everything.
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On Victoria Beckham: She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
View quotes by Liam Gallagher

'When I met David Beckham I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face'
View quotes by Robbie Williams

I'm the king of the world, I am the greatest, I’m Muhammed Ali, I shook up the world, I am the greatest, I'm king of the world, I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm a baaaad man, you heard me I'm a baaad man, Archie Moore fell in four, Liston wanted me more, so since he's so great, I'm a make him fall in eight, I'm a baaad man, I'm king of the world! I'm 22 years old and ain’t gotta mark on my face, I'm pretty, I easily survived six rounds with that ugly bear, because I am the greatest.
View quotes by Muhammad Ali

To Victoria Beckham: So why exactly do they call you Posh?
View quotes by Naomi Campbell

People who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch
View quotes by Jack Nicholson

On meeting Victoria and David Beckham: Victoria pointed to her necklace and said '£1.5 million'. David introduced himself. I was staring at his wife's tits and shouting 'how much?!'
View quotes by Graham Norton

Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy - Hamlet Act 5, Scene 1
View quotes by William Shakespeare

When sorrows come, they come not single spies, But in battalions! (Hamlet Act 4 Scene 5)
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Though this be madness, yet there is method in it (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2)
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy (Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 5)
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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark (Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 4)
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Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love. Hamlet. Act II. Sc. 2
View quotes by William Shakespeare

There is nothing either good nor bad but thinking makes it so (Hamlet)
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I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
View quotes by George Bernard Shaw

You must be master and win, or serve and lose, grieve or triumph, be the anvil or the hammer.
View quotes by Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Curses are like young chickens, they always come home to roost (the Curse of Kehama)
View quotes by Robert Southey

This stage can be defined as a place where Shakespeare murdered Hamlet, and a great many Hamlets have since murdered Shakespeare
View quotes by Robert Morse

I am ashamed the law is such an ass.
View quotes by George Chapman

"The Thames is liquid history."
View quotes by John Burns

The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days.
View quotes by Clement Attlee

'He didn't quite manage to get his leg over.' - about Ian Botham, though admittedly on the cricket pitch at the time
View quotes by Jonathan Agnew

Float like a butterfly sting like a bee

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View quotes by Muhammed Ali

'I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man.'
View quotes by Justin Timberlake

'I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am'
View quotes by Dr Seuss

Any man can win when things go his way, it's the man who overcomes adversity that is the true champion.
View quotes by Jock Ewing

'There's men here who'll hammer away until their bodies have squeezed out every drop'
View quotes by Paul Dickenson

All footballers who take recreational drugs should be hammered
View quotes by Andy Gray

The Queen mentioned that some of us smelled as though we had been drinking (after being honoured at Buckingham Palace)
View quotes by Josh Lewsey

Never, never, never, never. Nothing, never, never, never. Not now. Not ever. (denying his clubs interest in David Beckham!)
View quotes by Florentino Perez



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