Here's something to think about: How come you never see a
headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
View quotes by Jay LenoSixty horses wedged in a chimney.
The story to fit this sensational
headline has not turned up yet.
View quotes by J B MortonThere was a
headline in an English paper that said 'Wow! Germans can be funny!' They were so proud in Germany. [on a review of Good Bye, Lenin!]
View quotes by Daniel Bruhl'It was a story about me appearing on TOTP with my flies undone, and I joked to someone that no one noticed because my manhood was only 2 inches long. The next thing I knew there was an article with a
headline 'My todger's a titch.' But I'd like to reassure all the girls out there that the story is a load of rubbish.'
View quotes by Kevin Simm 'People accuse me of being arrogant all the time. I'm not arrogant, I'm focused. I don't make demands. I don't tell you how it should be. I'll give you [expletive] options, and it's up to you to select or throw 'em away. That should be the
headline: If you're insecure, don't [expletive] call.'
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