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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
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You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good…Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400.
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Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father. [on the Iraq war]
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George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.
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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.
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