Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high. View quotes by Adrienne Gusoff
On love rival Isabelle Adjani - 'I'm eight years younger, 3 inches taller and I've got boobs!' View quotes by Sophie Marceau
I'm magnificent! I'm five feet eleven inches and I weigh one hundred thirty-five pounds, and I look like a racehorse. View quotes by Julie Newmar
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. View quotes by Tom Lehrer
I was looking in the mirror today and my waist is still 28 inches. I think it's all because I have a large bosom and a large ass. I have a large ass and it always just looks like I'm bigger than the rest of the girls. I could lose 20 pounds and I'm still going to have these knockers and I'm going to have this ass, and that's just the way it is. View quotes by Serena Williams
'It was a story about me appearing on TOTP with my flies undone, and I joked to someone that no one noticed because my manhood was only 2 inches long. The next thing I knew there was an article with a headline 'My todger's a titch.' But I'd like to reassure all the girls out there that the story is a load of rubbish.' View quotes by Kevin Simm
