In fact, I'm not really a
Jew. Just
Jew-ish. Not the whole hog, you know. (Beyond the Fringe)
View quotes by Jonathan MillerI said 'Are you a Christian or a
Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?'
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo PhilipsTo be a
Jew is a destiny.
View quotes by Vicky BaumBeing a
Jew is like walking in the wind or swimming: you are touched at all points and conscious everywhere.
View quotes by Lionel TrillingI'm a coloured, one-eyed
Jew - do I need anything else?
View quotes by Sammy Davis JnrTo undo a
Jew is charity, and not sin
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