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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and bought jewellery
View quotes by Rita Rudner

Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of their souls: Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing; 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands; But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him And makes me poor indeed. - Othello, Act 3 scene 3
View quotes by William Shakespeare

The holocaust is the solution to the Jews final question
View quotes by Adolf Hitler

The difference between false memories and true ones is same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
View quotes by Salvador Dali

Dirt is only matter out of place; and what is a blot on the escutcheon of the Common Law may be a jewel in the crown of the Social Republic
View quotes by John Chipman Gray

I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?' He said 'Christian.' I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?' He said 'Protestant.' I said 'Me too! What franchise?' He said 'Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?' He said 'Northern Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.' I said 'Die heretic!' And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo Philips

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellry. (At a Royal Variety Performance)
View quotes by John Lennon

In fact, I'm not really a Jew. Just Jew-ish. Not the whole hog, you know. (Beyond the Fringe)
View quotes by Jonathan Miller

A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die!
View quotes by Philip Roth

We have a president who stole the presidency through family ties, arrogance and intimidation, employing Republican operatives to exercise the tactics of voter fraud by disenfranchising thousands of blacks, elderly Jews and other minorities.
View quotes by Barbra Streisand

Once again, through myself, the Church, in the words of the well-known declaration Nostra Aetate, 'deplores the hatred, persecutions and displays of anti-Semitism directed against the Jews at any time and by anyone.' I repeat, 'By anyone.'
View quotes by Pope John Paul II

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
View quotes by Joan Rivers

It is most important that we should keep in this country a certain leisured class. I am of the opinion of the ancient Jewish book which says 'there is no wisdom without leisure.'
View quotes by W B Yeats

Ours is like Jewish humour with a sun tan - warm, family-based. We share a lot of neuroses such as food, guilt, overachieving children and controlling mothers. [on Asian humour]
View quotes by Meera Syal

To sing it right, Franco, you have to be Jewish.
View quotes by Richard Tucker

To be a Jew is a destiny.
View quotes by Vicky Baum

The Jews are the living embodiment of the minority, the constant reminder of what duties societies owe their minorities, whoever they might be.
View quotes by Abba Eban

The Bible is the great family chronicle of the Jews.

View quotes by Heinrich Heine

Walking on camera is damn hard. It's a Jewish problem. The rangy stride across the blasted moor is not really a Jewish thing.
View quotes by Simon Schama

I'm not nervous yet because they haven't asked me for a speech. [On returning to the IoD after calling his jewellery crap]
View quotes by Gerald Ratner

Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.
View quotes by Gail Parent

Israel, the Jewish people and the entire world, lost today a great champion of reconciliation and brotherhood between the faiths.

This is a great loss, first and foremost for the Catholic Church and its hundreds of millions of believers, but also for humanity as a whole.
[on the death of Pope John Paul II]
View quotes by Silvan Shalom

We welcome the new Pope and wish him every success in the daunting challenges that lie ahead.

...We hope that he will continue along the path of Pope John XXIII and Pope John Paul II in working to enhance relations with the Jewish people and the State of Israel. [on the election of Pope Benedict XVI]
View quotes by Jonathan Sacks

Being a Jew is like walking in the wind or swimming: you are touched at all points and conscious everywhere.
View quotes by Lionel Trilling

Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined.
View quotes by Patrick Henry

Sammy Davis Jr hits the ball 130 yards and his jewellery goes 150.
View quotes by Bob Hope

I'm a coloured, one-eyed Jew - do I need anything else?
View quotes by Sammy Davis Jnr

To undo a Jew is charity, and not sin
View quotes by Christopher Marlowe

This tour takes the rarely seen trophy - the jewel in the crown of world football - to fans around the world, with the aim of spreading happiness and hope to make the world a better place.
View quotes by Sepp Blatter

The chief character in this narrative is the Caribbean Sea, one of the world's most alluring bodies of water, a rare gem among the oceans, defined by the islands that form a chain of lovely jewels to the north and east
View quotes by James Michener



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