'Preps and jocks suck we don't wear your Abercrombie so don't listen to our punk rock!' View quotes by Deryck Whibley
At 0700 hours tomorrow morning my shutdown disc will be activated and all mental and physical operations will cease. (Lister: Then what?) I don't know... maybe I'll get a job as a disc jockey. [As Kryton] View quotes by Robert Llewellyn
It is damnably hard to know for certain which horse will win ... but a trainer, jockey or groom can often be very sure indeed that a horse will lose. View quotes by Matthew Engel
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. View quotes by Fran Lebowitz
Someone suggested that the Jockey Club Race Planning Committee consisted of a table and four chairs - and I bet they've got woodworm. View quotes by Jenny Pitman
A jump jockey has to throw his heart over the fence - and then go over and catch it. View quotes by Dick Francis