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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. (Metropolitan Life)
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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American writer, 1946-

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