"If they can't take a
joke f**k them."
View quotes by Bette MidlerIf you think before you speak the other guy gets his
joke in first.
View quotes by Jimmy NailThe gods too are fond of a
joke.
View quotes by AristotleYou've really got to start hitting the books because it's no
joke out here.
View quotes by Spike LeeA rich man's
joke is always funny.
View quotes by Thomas Edward BrownIt is the test of a good religion whether you can
joke about it.
View quotes by Gilbert Keith ChestertonSex is God's
joke on human beings.
View quotes by Bette Davis'Colin is the sort of name you give your goldfish for a
joke.'
View quotes by Colin FirthA person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the
joke he resents.
View quotes by Georg LichtenbergOne should never risk a
joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.
View quotes by Jean De La BruyereWhen these comedic touches come along, it is hard sometimes not to laugh before telling the
joke when it's funny.
View quotes by Jim FreyThe game of cricket is no
joke
To us who neither drink or smoke
Games are won and runs are made
By girls who stick to lemonade.
View quotes by Nat GubbinsI would never speak to him again after what he did to me. After all the stuff he said about me on Howard Stern? That guy is a
joke. [on Paris Hilton sex tape co-star Rick Salomon]
View quotes by Paris HiltonI don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dirty
joke and leaving out the punch line.
View quotes by Roman PolanskiA play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance - you set free the concealed irony, the deadly
joke.
View quotes by Arthur MillerYou think a student leaves each week because they are out of the academy. This is just a cover up to hide serious injury that has occured! Malachi has only one ear and is now wearing one of those
joke rubber ones - it's very noticeable but people are too polite to say!
View quotes by David SneddonBe not affronted at a
joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
View quotes by Oliver GoldsmithA new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a
joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
View quotes by Charles BrowerA poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a
joke.
View quotes by Max EastmanBut men and women, getting along, it's a
joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing.
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