If the
joke wears thin, if in fact people begin to take it very seriously, and if people really are getting so wound up that it's very difficult to carry off the
joke, then I think it is time to go. [on why he decided to leave the 2008 version of the show]
View quotes by John SargeantYou think a student leaves each week because they are out of the academy. This is just a cover up to hide serious injury that has occured! Malachi has only one ear and is now wearing one of those
joke rubber ones - it's very noticeable but people are too polite to say!
View quotes by David Sneddon"If they can't take a
joke f**k them."
View quotes by Bette MidlerYou've really got to start hitting the books because it's no
joke out here.
View quotes by Spike Lee'Colin is the sort of name you give your goldfish for a
joke.'
View quotes by Colin FirthBut men and women, getting along, it's a
joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing.
View quotes by Christina ApplegateA person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the
joke he resents.
View quotes by Georg LichtenbergOne should never risk a
joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.
View quotes by Jean De La BruyereSex is God's
joke on human beings.
View quotes by Bette DavisA play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance - you set free the concealed irony, the deadly
joke.
View quotes by Arthur MillerIf you think before you speak the other guy gets his
joke in first.
View quotes by Jimmy NailIt is the test of a good religion whether you can
joke about it.
View quotes by Gilbert Keith ChestertonI don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dirty
joke and leaving out the punch line.
View quotes by Roman PolanskiI would never speak to him again after what he did to me. After all the stuff he said about me on Howard Stern? That guy is a
joke.
View quotes by Paris HiltonThe gods too are fond of a
joke.
View quotes by AristotleThe game of cricket is no
joke
To us who neither drink or smoke
Games are won and runs are made
By girls who stick to lemonade.
View quotes by Nat GubbinsVicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you
joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
View quotes by Matthew PerryBe not affronted at a
joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
View quotes by Oliver GoldsmithA poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a
joke.
View quotes by Max EastmanFreddie Flintoff staggers off the step outside Mansion House. He shares a
joke with the Lord Mayor on his way to the team bus. For a man still drinking gin and tonic at 0545, he looks in very good form indeed. Kevin Pietersen just keeps drinking. [on the 2005 Ashes win victory parade]
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