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Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
View quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass.
View quotes by Rupert Brooke

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much.
View quotes by Elbert Hubbard

He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much
View quotes by Bessie Stanley

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear of dying without having laughed at all.

View quotes by Jean De La Bruyere

People have said they've never laughed at a single one of my jokes, so hey at least that makes this consistent!
View quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I laughed... till my sides were sore [on Darwins theory of evolution]
View quotes by Adam Sedgwick

Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass.
View quotes by Rupert Brooke

We travellers are in very hard circumstances. If we say nothing but what has been said before us, we are dull and have observed nothing. If we tell anything new, we are laughed at as fabulous and romantic.
View quotes by Mary Wortley Montagu

Madeleine Basset laughed the tinkling, silvery laugh that had got her so disliked by the better element.
View quotes by P G Wodehouse

I bought Luna two Chelsea kits, snuck them into the house and put her in one. Elen laughed but took it off and they haven't been out of the drawer since.
View quotes by Frank Lampard

My favourite look was the French maid's outfit with garters and fishnets. I showed my mum a polaroid and she laughed. I was like, 'Mum, that's me at work today.'
View quotes by Jennifer Love Hewitt

When I asked Harvey Smith to choose a book to take to the desert island, he laughed and said he had never read a book in his life.
View quotes by Roy Plomley

I'm glad I didn't catch it now because he would have laughed so much that it would have been the end of his innings. [on dropping a catch]
View quotes by Colin Flintoff

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
View quotes by Josh Billings

When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?
View quotes by Priscilla Presley

Here are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan

Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian

See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.

Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

View quotes by Danny McCrossan



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