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Look out, Paddy Power, someone's just parked a tank on your lawn.
View quotes by David Harding

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
View quotes by Tim Allen

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. [Too true!]
View quotes by James Dent

On Thursday [when the game of croquet took place] the deputy prime minister was not standing in for the prime minister.

He stands in for him only when he goes on holiday. He went on holiday on Saturday.

This was an away-day for the deputy prime minister's staff, who've had a change of responsibilities [on John Prescott's scandalous playing habits... on the croquet lawn]
View quotes by Paul Clark



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