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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Biography

American comedian, famous for Home Improvement




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Improvement, Famous, Comedian, American
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