I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times. View quotes by Mackenzie Crook
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. View quotes by Alicia Silverstone
Was it through his grandfather or his grandmother that he claimed his descent from a monkey? (Addressed to T. H. Huxley) View quotes by Samuel Wilberforce
It's good to get out on court and get that monkey that turned into a gorilla off my shoulders [on winning a game] View quotes by Mark Philippoussis
Apparently it is monkey taunts and that is sick. It's all right him getting a bit of stick but when it comes to what we've just seen in midweek, everybody is sickened by it. [on alleged abuse received by Dwight Yorke] View quotes by Steve Bruce
I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo! View quotes by Tara Reid
