George Carlin Quotes

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Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.
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status quo sucks.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
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Think off-center.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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American comedian


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