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'I have a hit record, can I jump off the roof now?' - Fred
'No you are NOT jumping off the roof Fred!' - Fred's mom
View quotes by Fred Durst

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
View quotes by P J O'Rourke

After JPR Williams was involved in a road traffic accident: 'Bloody typical, isn't it? The car's a write-off. The tanker's a write-off. But JPR comes out of it all in one piece'
View quotes by Gareth Edwards

I won't take my clothes off because I can't believe it's necessary. You can be sexy with your clothes on just as well as you can by taking off your blouse.
View quotes by Heather Thomas

My dad was a very decent fellow. I think he was a bookmaker, illegally. He was off-track and they didn’t allow off-track betting in England until 1960.
View quotes by Albert Finney

Get off the motorway and turn off the engine! [as Lynette Scavo]
View quotes by Felicity Huffman

I don't care where we go off to this year - but I will be going on May 8 and not after the play-off final!
View quotes by Mick McCarthy

Laugh it off, laugh it off; it's all part of life's rich pageant.
View quotes by Arthur Marshall

You can't sweep other people off their feet, if you can't be swept off your own.
View quotes by Clarence Day

To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.
View quotes by Leo Burnett

Putting off an easy thing makes it hard. Putting off a hard thing makes it impossible.
View quotes by Charles E Wilson

Steve Bennett sent him off at Manchester City and he will have loved the opportunity to send him off again. [on Ronaldo]
View quotes by Sir Alex Ferguson

Anytime you open your mouth there's going to be someone who's put off. [Well it depends to a large extent on who you are whether they get put off and how quickly!]
View quotes by John Hall

'I could be unbelievably horrible and stupid. On tours I'd get on a plane, then get off it, maybe six or eight times. I'd walk out of a hotel suite because I didn't like the colour of the bedspread. I remember looking out of my room at the Inn on the Park one day and saying, 'It's too windy. Can someone please do something about it.'
View quotes by Elton John

Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.
View quotes by Beatrix Potter

I like to show off when I'm onstage, but I don't like to show on, like, 'Come in and check it out. Look how rich I am.' That's not my style.
View quotes by Madonna

I don't get Robbie Williams. I think he seems rude and he's always getting his knickers off.
View quotes by Gwyneth Paltrow

When me and Eminem are in the studio, all we're thinking about is, Who can we piss off next?
View quotes by Dr Dre

We don't have a host and it's hard to vote yourself off the island when you're the only one on it. (Comparing movie Castaway with TV show Survivor)
View quotes by Tom Hanks

I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo!
View quotes by Tara Reid



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