Quotes:Money can't buy you hap
piness.
View quotes by Anonymous'Now is the winter of our discount tents' - in a cam
ping store.
View quotes by Anonymous'When I want your o
pinion, I'll give it to you!'
View quotes by AnonymousIf ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people jum
ping up and down?
View quotes by Anonymous'I guess that's why we're not ship
ping Windows 98 yet.'
- After a 'new and improved' Windows 98-running PC crashed leaving a 'Blue Screen Of Death' during a demonstration in front of about a thousand reporters and live on CNN
View quotes by Bill GatesAmerican business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped ho
ping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
View quotes by Dave Barry'I have 'Shut Up and Forget About It' on my phone as a ringtone.'
'I fell over in front of Janet Jackson and spilt a
pint of
pineapple juice over myself.'
'I'll never get tired of little girls throwing themselves at me.'
View quotes by Dane BowersThen I saw the Congo, cree
ping through the black,
Cutting through the forest with a golden track.
View quotes by Vachel LindsayOn good friend Nicole Kidman:
'I've never worked with her. I met her through a couple good girlfriends of mine. She has a great sense of humor. She laughs easily. I like hanging out with people who laugh easily. Contrary to popular o
pinion, I like to be a little silly.'
View quotes by Russell Crowe'When I'm not longer rap
ping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg'
View quotes by Snoop DoggWomen are part of the reason for washing and kee
ping clean, aren't they?
View quotes by Gavin Rossdale'In real life I'm bone dry and when I play I'm a mango and in sex I'm starving to be a drip
ping mango'
View quotes by Tori AmosIt seems everyone in Hollywood is getting
pinched, lifted and pulled. I'm looking weird because I'm not.
View quotes by Robert Redford'Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrap
ping our arms around it and giving it a great big kiss. It's like onstage, 'Some of this bullshit is pretty cool.'
View quotes by Bono' I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jum
ping, climbing trees... putting on make-up when you're up there!'
View quotes by Eddie IzzardI know that my fans want to know who I'm slee
ping with, but it's really none of their business.
View quotes by Diana RossThe tones of gray, pale turquoise and
pink will prevail.
View quotes by Christian Dior'This time I'm going to be the bride. She got me these
pink panties with a big bow on them.' - Expressing a desire to re-wed Angelina in the back garden
View quotes by Billy Bob ThorntonNew o
pinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common. (An Essay concerning Human Understanding)
View quotes by John LockeI don't want to be 35 years old and still pop
ping out songs in miniskirts and la-la-la.
View quotes by Holly ValanceYour belt is stop
ping the blood flow to your head! (to judge Simon Callow)
View quotes by Darius Danesh'I now know hap
piness isn't about being in the press, getting good reviews or always being seen as a winner. It's about doing what you enjoy through the highs and lows, accepting what's on your plate and making the most of it...'
View quotes by Darius DaneshI used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time. I don't believe in diets. Have four
pints one night, be healthy the next.
View quotes by Sophie Ellis BextorOn her boyfriend Damian As
pinall: He's 42 in a couple of weeks. But being the same age is no guarantee of anything, is it? Some couples don't last a week.
View quotes by Donna Air'I have a hit record, can I jump off the roof now?' - Fred
'No you are NOT jum
ping off the roof Fred!' - Fred's mom
View quotes by Fred DurstThe English country gentleman gallo
ping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
View quotes by Oscar WildeSome cause hap
piness wherever they go; others, whenever they go
View quotes by Oscar WildeHap
piness is the highest good, being a realization and perfect practice of virtue, which some can attain, while others have little or none of it...
View quotes by AristotleLoyalty to a petrified o
pinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
View quotes by Mark TwainA lifetime of hap
piness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth
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