I am realistic and by the time he is old enough to go to fights hopefully I will be sat in my armchair with the pipe and slippers [on his son] View quotes by Ricky Hatton
Rigging a loudspeaker and a microphone at both ends of a sewer pipe [sounds like fun, right?] View quotes by Leonard Chess
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. View quotes by Bill Vaughan