Every third woman you passed on Gold Street in Baranof was young, pretty, and pregnant. The men, too, were young, virile, and pregnant with purpose View quotes by Edna Ferber
One minute they're saying I'm pregnant, the next they're saying I'm too thin to get pregnant - I can't keep up. View quotes by Victoria Beckham
This is the second most bizarre thing ever to happen to me. The first was when I was sued by a woman who claimed she became pregnant because she watched me on TV and I bent her contraceptive coil. View quotes by Uri Geller
On the Hugh Grant romance rumours: We're not dating and I'm not pregnant. We have not kissed or touched. We have not fought and broken up. View quotes by Sandra Bullock
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. View quotes by Isaac Asimov
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. View quotes by Erma Bombeck
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. View quotes by Paul Gauguin
I believe Cecil Parkinson is the father. [Discussing a hermaphrodite waiter who had got pregnant] View quotes by Gryf Rhys-Jones