Pray, good people, be civil. I am the
Protestant whore.
View quotes by Nell GwynThere is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles.
(Elizabeth's response to the Catholic/
Protestant divide)
View quotes by Queen Elizabeth IProtestant women may take the pill. Roman Catholic women must keep taking The Tablet
View quotes by Irene ThomasI said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too!
Protestant or Catholic?'
He said '
Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
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