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'It is by no means enough that an officer be capable...He should be a gentleman of liberal education, refined, manners, punctilious courtesy, and the nicest sense of personal honor... No meritorious act of a subordinate should escape his attention, even if the reward be only one word of approval. Conversely, he should not be blind to a single fault in any subordinate.'
View quotes by John Paul Jones

'I was always embarrassed because my dad wore a suit and my mother wore flat pumps and a cozy jumper while my friends' parents were punks or hippies.'
View quotes by Shirley Manson

On Blur bassist Alex James: I used to punch Alex a lot. He used to say really annoying things. I think he liked being punched.
View quotes by Damon Albarn

I was advised not to do Scream because no one likes horror movies. Then I heard, 'Don't audition because you can't do this bitchy role,' and 'You're way too friendly, no pun intended.' I was also told, 'Play the girlfriend or the doctor or the lawyer - the nice ones.' Now I'm getting scripts where I'm asked to play characters that are tough as nails, and I love it.
View quotes by Courtney Cox

'Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?'
View quotes by Clint Eastwood

God punish England! (Schwert und Myrte)
View quotes by Alfred Funke

'Who knows? Maybe I am insane, too, it runs in my family, but I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. I felt very puny as a human. I though, 'F*ck that. I want to be a superhuman.'
View quotes by David Bowie

"Punk's dead but we're still dying."
View quotes by Jake Burns

I admit it is better fun to punt than be punted, and that a desire to have all the fun is nine-tenths of the law of chivalry.
View quotes by Dorothy L Sayers

'Punk Rock Is Not A Crime!'
View quotes by Deryck Whibley

'Preps and jocks suck we don't wear your Abercrombie so don't listen to our punk rock!'
View quotes by Deryck Whibley

'we don't want to be a three cord punk band we don't even call ourselves punk.'
View quotes by Deryck Whibley

A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket. (The Gentleman's Magazine, 1781)
View quotes by John Dennis

This was the hand that wrote it (his recantation), therefore it shall suffer first punishment. (At the stake, 21 March 1556)
View quotes by Thomas Cranmer

Corporations have neither bodies to be punished, nor souls to be condemned, they therefore do as they like.
View quotes by Edward First Baron Thurlow

It is folly to punish your neighbour by fire when you live next door.
View quotes by Publilius Syrus

Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
View quotes by Jules Renard

Pre-game pep talk before facing England: 'Look what these bastards have done to Wales. They've taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our houses and they only live in them for a fortnight every 12 months. What have they given us? Absolutely nothing. We've been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English - and that's who you are playing this afternoon'
View quotes by Phil Bennett

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
View quotes by Fred Allen

Punishment is justice for the unjust.
View quotes by Saint Augustine

Hatred is self-punishment. Hatred it the coward's revenge for being intimidated.
View quotes by Hosea Ballou

I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, 'Never mind! I'll do it myself.'
View quotes by Erma Bombeck

I should be very willing to redress men wrongs, and rather check than punish crimes, had not Cervantes, in that all too true tale of Quixote, shown how all such efforts fail.

View quotes by Lord Byron

Rewards and punishment is the lowest form of education.

View quotes by Chuang Tzu

Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure.
View quotes by George Sand

In Israel, free men and women are every day demonstrating the power of courage and faith. Back in 1948 when Israel was founded, pundits claimed the new country could never survive. Today, no one questions that. Israel is a land of stability and democracy in a region of tryanny and unrest.
View quotes by Ronald Reagan

When a child can be brought to tears, and not from fear of punishment, but from repentance he needs no chastisement. When the tears begin to flow from the grief of their conduct you can be sure there is an angel nestling in their heart.
View quotes by Horace Mann

Whatever our creed, we feel that no good deed can by any possibility go unrewarded, no evil deed unpunished.

View quotes by Orison Swett Marden

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
View quotes by Hannah More

Distrust everyone in whom the impulse to punish is powerful!
View quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche



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