I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?'
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes
Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern
Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes
Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes
Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes
Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes
Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
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region has suffered more than its share of wars.
View quotes by Saud Al-FaisalThis spirit of cooperation will, I hope, lead to many more measures that will benefit all in the
region.
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regionView quotes by Margaret BeckettSwitzerland is a curst, selfish, swinish country of brutes, placed in the most romantic
region of the world.
View quotes by Lord ByronDeath is only a launching into the
region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored...
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region, simply have indigenous dishes. It proclaims them. It congratulates you, on your arrival, at having escaped from the slop pails of the other 49 states.
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region? What impact could it have? These are questions leaders I have spoken to have posed.
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region for a better future for us and our grandchildren.
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region of the world is the whole world... Only one opinion and only one market cover the face of the earth.
View quotes by Salvador De MadariagaIn Israel, free men and women are every day demonstrating the power of courage and faith. Back in 1948 when Israel was founded, pundits claimed the new country could never survive. Today, no one questions that. Israel is a land of stability and democracy in a
region of tryanny and unrest.
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