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More football later, but first let's see the goals from the Scottish Cup final.
View quotes by Des Lynam

I don't want to sound homophobic, but I want a Scottish manager.
View quotes by Pat Nevin

I don't know if Alex McLeish knows whether I'm Scottish or not. Maybe I'll have to put 'Mac' in front of my surname.
View quotes by Chris Iwelumo

I don't take sports seriously although I like that Scottish thing where they throw the poles. I'm down with that.
View quotes by Peter Buck

My nine-year-old son feels more Scottish than anything else at the moment so we have to go back to Sweden.
View quotes by Henrik Larsson

And there'll be more football in a moment, but first we've got the highlights of the Scottish League Cup Final.
View quotes by Gary Newbon

The Scottish Parliament which adjourned on 25 March in the year 1707 is hereby reconvened.
View quotes by Winifred Ewing

I've been told I have an Irish temper, I know I have Scottish thrift, and, like the English, I love a good show.
View quotes by Jeanette MacDonald

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
View quotes by Billy Connelly

The idea that we are lighting cigars with 20 notes while the rest of Scottish rugby flounders is absolutely untrue.
View quotes by Matt Williams

I am not of French extraction. Nor are my origins German. My father's forbears came from Northern Ireland, and my mother's family was Scottish.
View quotes by Paul Getty

He would like to be remembered as a family man and we were all so proud of him. We are all devastated by what has happened [his wife Eileen after his sad and sudden death at a Scottish Premier League game]
View quotes by Phil O'Donnell

We have vitally important Scottish Parliament, Welsh Assembly and English Local Authority elections next year and we must resolve this matter well in advance of these. [to Blair when resigning]
View quotes by David Wright

This is the first time that the Scottish National Party have won a seat from Labour in a UK General Election for 31 years [2005 election]
View quotes by Alex Salmond

I'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''

View quotes by Gordon Ramsay



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