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I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.'
View quotes by Cameron Diaz

It takes very little fire to make a great deal of smoke nowadays, and notoriety is not real glory.
View quotes by Louisa May Alcott

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
View quotes by Arnold Rimmer

[Warren] Harding of Ohio was chosen by a group of men in a smoke-filled room early today as Republican candidate for President. (12 June 1920, news report)
View quotes by Kirke Simpson

We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered. - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
View quotes by Tom Stoppard

Can I smoke now without someone taking my picture?
View quotes by Hank Aaron

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
View quotes by Bob Monkhouse

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
View quotes by Lynda Barry

Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories.
View quotes by Lisa Snowdon

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I shop, okay?
View quotes by Danielle Fishel

The problem with smoking guns is you can't see their smoke.
View quotes by Ari Fleischer

I don't drink or smoke and I don't like smoky places. I once drank half a pint and I was drunk. When I'm drunk I tell stupid jokes about sex and it's really not me this other character comes out and I don't like him. I tried it for a while to get in with the lads but couldn't hack it.
View quotes by Benjamin Zephaniah

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
View quotes by Florence King

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
View quotes by George Burns

Dogs smoke in France.
View quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

The game of cricket is no joke
To us who neither drink or smoke
Games are won and runs are made
By girls who stick to lemonade.
View quotes by Nat Gubbins

You can't smoke 20 a day and bowl fast.
View quotes by Phil Tufnell

You can get rid of drink, but you can never get rid of smoke.
View quotes by W G Grace

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I work very hard, and I am worth every cent.
View quotes by Naomi Campbell

Do you smoke coffee?
View quotes by Gillian Anderson



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