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George Burns

Don't stay in bed... unless you can make money in bed.
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
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