Umpire Quotes

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He did a very big mistake, like both of us. The umpire has to be concentrating on the game. I think that kind of mistake is so big, they have to have a fine or something. [on an umpire getting the score wrong in a tie-break!]
View quotes by David Nalbandian

I wouldn't like to be an umpire for me, that's for sure.
View quotes by John McEnroe

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.
View quotes by Leo Durocher

It don't matter as long as he can count up to ten [on the umpire]
View quotes by Sonny Liston

An umpire in Australia undoubtedly needs to be deaf - in both ears.
View quotes by Patrick Rowley

Sometimes it is hard as an umpire to concentrate to the same level on every single ball.
View quotes by Trevor Jesty

Harper there, the massive umpire from Australia, arms folded behind his backs.
View quotes by Henry Blofeld

Umpire Fenwick just twitches his nose, instead of putting his finger up in the usual way.
View quotes by Paul Allott

You know they are replaying it right now on TV and you're looking really stupid [on umpire Lars Graff making a gaffe that he hit the net on a volley]
View quotes by Bob Bryan

This payment is to be the sum of US$500,000 - details of which must be kept confidential by both parties [on demanding half a million to resign as an umpire!]
View quotes by Darrell Hair

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.
View quotes by Leo Durocher

The trouble with me is tahte very match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court and myself
View quotes by Goran Ivanisevic

What I don't accept is when he [a bowler] runs a yard through the crease, that's deliberate, and the umpire should have got hold of the captain straight away and said 'I'm not having it, if he does it again he's off, he's not bowling again'
View quotes by Geoff Boycott

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
View quotes by Jim Murray

A captain should set the example for his players to follow and it is not acceptable for any player, let alone a captain, to question an umpire's decision.
View quotes by Chris Broad

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