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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
View quotes by Jack Handy

All by my own-alone self. (Nights with Uncle Remus)
View quotes by Joel Chandler Harris

My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin.
View quotes by Sir Alec Douglas Home

Each time it was like a favourite uncle coming back into the studio [on working with Richard Whiteley]
View quotes by Richard Stilgoe

When a woman isn't beautiful, people always say 'You have lovely eyes, you have lovely hair'. [Uncle Vanya, III]
View quotes by Anton Chekhov

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.
View quotes by Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.
View quotes by Theodor Geisel



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