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Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
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'Turbot, Sir', said the waiter, placing before me two fishbones, two eyeballs, and a bit of black mackintosh.
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I believe Cecil Parkinson is the father. [Discussing a hermaphrodite waiter who had got pregnant]
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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