Dictionaries are like watches, the worst is better than none and the best cannot be expected to go quite true. View quotes by Samuel Johnson
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed View quotes by Jennifer Aniston
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. View quotes by Erma Bombeck
I hate pretty-looking boys. I'd rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who's in the gym all the time and watches what he eats. View quotes by Ali Larter
Don't ask me about emotions in the Welsh dressing room. I'm someone who cries when he watches 'Little House on the Prairie' View quotes by Bob Norster
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea...
[The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy] View quotes by Douglas Adams