you could tell she wasn't a scrubber' - on Madonna
Bernard Manning quote If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober...
Bernard Manning quote I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
Bernard Manning quote I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning quote I remember Des O’Connor when he was white.
Bernard Manning quote I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
Bernard Manning quote In their obsession with turning comedy into a branc of left wing politics, they forgot that the only point of comedy is to make people laugh.
Bernard Manning quote Biography
Comedian, with a unique sense of humour
