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A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors and scrutinized its citizens' everyday existence. And then they excused themselves to go watch 'Big Brother'.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'
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President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.
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The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
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Comedian, 1956+

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