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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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I wanna live 'til i die, no more, no less
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I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees... putting on make-up when you're up there!
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Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that. Hitler killed people next door. Oh, stupid man. After a couple of years we won't stand for that, will we?
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The NRA says 'guns don't kill people, people do.' But I think that the gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I think that if you just walked around going 'Bang!' you wouldn't kill too many people would you? You'd have to be really dogdy on the heart for that to work. I think that people should just try that. Walk around going 'BANG, BANG, BOOM, RATTA TAT, BOOM, RATTA TAT, BOOM!' I think that they should just try it.
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Now, You say 'erbs' and we say 'herbs' because there's a fucking h in it!
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He was a genius. To think all these years on his comedy is still making us laugh [on Charlie Chaplin]
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