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Lily Tomlin

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Actress and comedian from the USA

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