Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp quote My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
Quentin Crisp quote It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue.
Quentin Crisp quote In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.
Quentin Crisp quote I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
Quentin Crisp quote Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbours.
Quentin Crisp quote If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin Crisp quote For flavour, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin Crisp quote Biography
Author, writer and actor, 1908-
