David Letterman Quotes

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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
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American talk show host, 1947+

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