Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
David Letterman quote Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
David Letterman quote We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.
David Letterman quote There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
David Letterman quote Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
David Letterman quote Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
David Letterman quote The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
David Letterman quote President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
David Letterman quote Biography
American talk show host, 1947+
