Dorothy Parker Quotes

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Dorothy Parker

When asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence: You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
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He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery
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One more drink and I'll be under the host
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I don't know much about being a millionaire but I bet I'd be a darling at it.
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Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful - you might as well live.
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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I like to have a martini,
two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host
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Lived 1893-1967, An American critic, satirical poet, and short-story writer

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Poet, Short-story, Writer, Satirical, Critic, American
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