Quotes by
Dorothy Parker
When asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence: You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
Dorothy Parker quote He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery
Dorothy Parker quote One more drink and I'll be under the host
Dorothy Parker quote I don't know much about being a millionaire but I bet I'd be a darling at it.
Dorothy Parker quote Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful - you might as well live.
Dorothy Parker quote Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Dorothy Parker quote Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
Dorothy Parker quote I like to have a martini,
two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host
Dorothy Parker quote Biography
Lived 1893-1967, An American critic, satirical poet, and short-story writer
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Dorothy Parker Keywords
Poet,
Short-story,
Writer,
Satirical,
Critic,
American
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