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Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful - you might as well live. - Dorothy Parker

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Lived 1893-1967, An American critic, satirical poet, and short-story writer

Author Keywords: Poet, Short-story, Writer, Satirical, Critic, American

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James Elroy Flecker, Edwin Arlington Robinson, Robert Lowell, George Granville, Eliza Cook

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