Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson quote When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Johnny Carson quote New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Johnny Carson quote If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson quote I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson quote If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carson quote I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson quote Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson quote Biography
American comedian, 1925+
