Johnny Carson Quotes

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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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When turkeys mate they think of swans.
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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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American comedian, 1925+

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