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Red Skelton

Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
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A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them.
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