Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper quote I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
Tommy Cooper quote Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Tommy Cooper quote You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper quote Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper quote I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
Tommy Cooper quote Biography
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