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Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
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I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
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Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
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