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The British Secret Service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB.
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A traditional fixture at Wimbledon is the way the BBC TV commentary box fills up with British players eliminated in the early rounds.
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Murray [Walker] sounds like a blindfolded man riding a unicycle on the rim of the pit of doom.
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Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.
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Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right.
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She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
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It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
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Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
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