He's the only player who, when he appears on TV, Daleks hide behind the sofa. [on Peter Beardsley]
Nick Hancock quote There's nothing new you can say about Linford Christie - except, he's slow and has god a small penis.
Nick Hancock quote A man so dull he once made the papers for having a one-in-the-bed romp [on Alan Shearer]
Nick Hancock quote Biography
Comedian and presenter of British TV show they think it's all over
